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Glenn Beck has claimed on more than one occasion that God speaks through him.
Prior to his Beckapalooza rally in Washington, Beck declared, "I'm only writing a few bullet points. And I am doing that so I don't get in the way of the spirit, in case he wants to talk...if you would just pray that I would be able to hear because sometimes -- sometimes he's screaming at me and I still can't hear it.''
Does Glenn Beck actually channel the word of God, or he is insane? We invite you to read this collection of Glenn Beck's craziest quotes of all time and judge for yourself.
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Is Glenn Beck Insane? You Be the Judge originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 at 20:00:12.
In the wake of Glenn Beck's Washington rally (comically dubbed "whitestock" on Twitter), this helpful infographic comparing Beck to Martin Luther King has been making the Internet rounds.
So has this amusing collection of the best anti-Glenn Beck signs at the Glenn Beck rally.
Duly quoted: "Glenn Beck's rally was large, vague, moist, and undirected—the Waterworld of white self-pity." —Christopher Hitchens, writing in Slate
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Glenn Beck vs. Martin Luther King: A Comparison originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Monday, August 30th, 2010 at 23:22:00.
Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best cartoons.
New this week: cartoons on Glenn Beck's march on Washington, the egg recall, Democrats distancing themselves from Obama, and more.
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Political Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, August 29th, 2010 at 10:00:52.
Since most of the late-night shows were in reruns this week, you can get your joke fix by reading our selection of the best jokes from recent months by Letterman, Leno, Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Fallon, Ferguson, Kimmel, and Meyers.
A few gems:
"Well, folks, Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off." —Jay Leno"Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can't stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he's only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to." —Stephen Colbert, slamming Newt Gingrich for moral hypocrisy
"In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd." —Jay Leno
"Everyone is talking about Steven Slater, the flight attendant who cursed at a passenger, grabbed two beers, and slid down the escape slide, in what may be the best resignation ever. In fact he's so good at quitting, they're thinking about making him the next governor of Alaska." —Jimmy Kimmel
Read more of the year's best late-night jokes...
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Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010 (So Far) originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Saturday, August 28th, 2010 at 23:59:58.
If you follow important events taking place in the land of Wingnuttia, you probably know that Glenn Beck is preparing to hold a national rally in Washington on Saturday.
The gathering of Beck's teabagging disciples is taking place on the anniversary of MLK's March on Washington at the exact same location of the historic event. Because who better to deliver the rebuttal to "I Have a Dream" than the nightmare that is Glenn Beck?
For those waiting with breathless anticipation to hear what Beck has to say, we've got an exclusive sneak peak
Check out the the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator and find out everything you need to know about the Hitler-loving socialist hippies secretly conspiring to make you gay-marry an illegal immigrant in a mosque at Ground Zero.
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• Olbermann Continues Mockery Of Beck Rally: 'God Will Do Magic Tricks'
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Glenn Beck's March on Washington: Sneak Peek originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Thursday, August 26th, 2010 at 00:38:12.
One in five Americans believe Obama is a Muslim. As the Huffington Post helpfully points out, one in five also believe in alien abductions, can't find the U.S. on a map, and think George W. Bush was a great president.
See what else one in five Americans believe...
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The Craziest Beliefs Shared By 'One-In-Five' Americans originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 at 23:46:34.
Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best cartoons.
New this week: cartoons on the Ground Zero mosque controversy, the "Obama is a Muslim" myth, the Blagojevich verdict, and more.
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Political Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, August 22nd, 2010 at 08:00:37.
In response to revelations that News Corp has donated $1 million to the GOP, Jon Stewart broke out his chalkboard and now-classic Glenn Beck impression to explain the very tricky financial connection between Fox News and the Republican Party:
"You're not going to believe," Stewart said, pointing to a Beck-style chalkboard with "News Corp" and "Republicans" written on it. "It's a straight line. Just a straight line. Comes from Fox News goes straight to Republicans."
"This is a travesty," Stewart added. "I really think if anything the Republicans should be paying Fox News millions and millions of dollars. Not the other way around." (Watch the video)
For more of Stewart channeling Beck , watch his epic parody of Beck's unhinged mannerisms and warped logic from earlier this year, as well as his original send-up of Beck from last year where he warned about the war over Beck's internal organs.
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Jon Stewart Brings Back His Glenn Beck Impression originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Thursday, August 19th, 2010 at 20:03:57.
Plans to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.Read the rest at The Daily Mash, UK's version of the The Onion...
Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.
The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in their home.
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Outrage Over Plans to Build Library Next to Sarah Palin originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Thursday, August 19th, 2010 at 19:23:28.
It's an election year, which means political passions are running high. Nowhere is that more apparent these days than on America's roadways, where the left and right are attempting to outmock each other in a battle of irreverent bumper stickers.
We'll leave it to you to decide who's winning by viewing this roundup of the year's funniest political bumper stickers.
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The Funniest Political Bumper Stickers of 2010 originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 at 03:10:13.